lando

The old cool & new rad.

Wonderwhale's pretty lando.

by Euporia January 12, 2011

landon guy

Whatever sad fucks posted those definitions must be sick of Landon beating them in everything. Yes, Landon is an all boys school, as is GTown Prep, we tool u public school sad fucks in everything. Why dont u grow a dick and stop talking shit on the internet.

Public School kid- Hey dude look at that Landon kid......LANDON IS ALL BOYS HAHAHA
Landon kid- Stfu (beats up all of them)
other Landon kid- Oh its alright, hes gonna mow my lawn someday

by Kunal April 10, 2005

Landon

the coolest person has this name. he is usually handsome, athletic, artistic, fresh, dope, musical, cool, but a nerd, and different all at the same time.

"That guys name is Landon, He is awesomely DOPE!"

"Landon is the coolest guy I know!"

"His name is Landon?" "Well, I know hes the man!"

by Ellis Brey April 24, 2008

landon guy

HOT HOTT HOTT!!!!!!!! you boys are sooooo hot i cant believe that im "related" to you yesssss! well see u guys around!

girl:hey landon guy come over and rock my boat!
landon guy:no! i have the holton girls *goes over to holton girl and starts to make out w/ her*

by lizzie April 17, 2005

Landon

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female's stomach, and then immediately after, consuming said ejaculatory material.

I got Landon'd!

He Landon'd me.
She got Landon'd. Then immediately left the room screaming.

by ForTehJunk June 3, 2010

Landon

He’s the fuckiest fuck boy, I’ve ever seen, and doesn’t know how to treat a girl.

Wow look at landon he’s so hot
If only u seen his 4 inch

by Judgejudy December 2, 2018

Landon Spit

Really stringy spit that you can't spit out no matter how hard you try.

Dude, I can't get this Landon Spit to come off my lips!!!

by Brt241 October 9, 2011