Kristian

Commonly mistaken for Tristan, Kristian's are known for harbouring an alter ego which comes out every time they pass a mirror. Although you must beware as they are known scone snatchers!! They are also Grandmas favourite cousin, but only issue is ... she thinks its Tristan.

Is that Tristan?
No!!
Sorry I mean Kristian!

by Granny54321 March 21, 2023

Kristian

A small dick man, who doesn't respect women, and is short as hell also walks funny, tries to be nonchalant but is really a loser

person 1: omg he is so short und ugly person 2: yeah he's defenitely a Kristian.

by karie_girl April 3, 2025

kristian

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row

oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

kristian

a fatass guy with a small ass cock who got rejected 17 times in a row

oi, me mate can't seem to land a bird, he's such a kristian!

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

Kristian

Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.

"hey look at that little fat guy"
"Shut up! He's Kristian"

by PetroFun November 25, 2021