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kristian

a fatass guy with a small ass cock who got rejected 17 times in a row
oi, me mate can't seem to land a bird, he's such a kristian!
by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
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Is the type of guy who only hates one thing in his life , this trend
Kristian, thank you for your opinion
by Preng Mark Kola November 22, 2021
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The most beautiful girl she might don’t think she is , she is funny may be slow at times but she is a smart girl , she will tell you if she likes you or dislikes you family or not if telling someone they phoney was a person it would be her
Kristian means the goddess of all nature a beautiful black queen
by Tnasian November 21, 2021
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Kristian means dumbass in Hebrew
קריסטיאן kristian הוא טיפש
by mcdaddyi November 21, 2021
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Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.
"hey look at that little fat guy"
"Shut up! He's Kristian"
by PetroFun November 25, 2021
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