Keyboard Warrior

someone who is weak and used their phone as a social crutch, he/she will say shit online and/or behind your back but not to your face.

"She is such a keyboard warrior" "Weak ass bitch"

by Candy182829 January 23, 2015

Keyboard cowboy

The sarcastic,combative,and apparently omnipotent self-appointed expert on any topic of discussion.
The keyboard cowboy has a unique knack for butting into civil,informative discussions and reducing them to good ol'fashioned internet flame wars.
The keyboard cowboy has singlehandedly taken nearly every 'net bulletin board down several IQ points.

Rocketrob40 is fast becoming known as a lame keyboard cowboy

by Rob bites October 16, 2008

[Bobby Kelo]

A drunken douche bag Seymour, Ct football coach.

OMFG did you see bobby kelo....lol

by joejen October 24, 2008

keyboard

Wat u just now used to type the letters K E Y B O A R D ....

I dont know wat a keyboard is....but im using one right now...!

by ManOfHell May 22, 2008

Keyboardsmash

to describe the phenomena of when there are just no words, but something is still appreciated.

1: "OMG! gljhfvjhlgv"
2: "What's that?"
1: "Keyboardsmash. No words can describe how awesome that was."

by Alethia-mi-chii November 2, 2010

Keyboard Lint

Little bits of material that gather in between the keys on a keyboard. See also pocket lint

Eww, that keyboard is disgusting. Look at all the lint in it.

by diamond April 24, 2005

Keyboard Tourettes

Occurs when someone becomes annoyed, bored, or simply cannot think of anything else to say in an online or texting conversation. The results can vary in characters and length, depending on how frustrated or bored the person is at that moment. This doesn't usually last long, only for one or two messages and is sometimes followed by an awkward moment where the person is unsure if that was a little too wierd or not.

person 1 - yeah
person 2 - lol
person 1 - =
...
person 2 - sdrkjgherkjga
person 1 - keyboard tourettes?
person 2 - yep =

by zpu!7 November 22, 2010