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Internet Bloody Knuckles

Arguing online about a topic that is dead. Everyone who's had any interest in the topic has heard everything there is to say. Everyone has made up their mind. Nobody is on the fence. The fence isn't even there anymore. The fence was there to distinguish the sides from each other, but y now it doesn't matter who is standing where. The topic is dead.

This is aptly named after a "game" where two people care way too much about what their peers think of them, to an extent where they take turns punching each other's fists and pretending it doesn't hurt. Everyone watching holds back their laughter while these two people wreck a body part they'll need for the rest of their lives (these are normally kids, and injuring the skeleton before it's finished growing is very harmful. It affects the growth and can cause deformations) because they think it makes them look like badasses, rather than dumbasses.

Who is told that they won Bloody Knuckles is up to house rules, but nobody really wins Bloody Knuckles. Nobody wins Internet Bloody Knuckles either. They think they won, based on whatever (like house rules), but all they really did was stress themselves out. Everyone else took one look at the topic, knew everything that would be said, and just moved on. Unlike the original Bloody Knuckles, Internet Bloody Knuckles can have any number of players, but even 2 is too many.

Now their real problems (which can actually be mitigated) will be harder to deal with.
Person 1: "The fictional character in this lewd drawing is not 18."

Person 2: "Guys, can we not play Internet Bloody Knuckles again? I can't in good conscience look the other way anymore. At this point it's as painful to think about as it is to watch. Go work out or study or stab water with a pencil. Anything but this."

Person 3: "They're not a real person."

Person 2: "Balls... 🤦"
by Some random person, idfk July 9, 2023
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ugandan knuckles

ugandan knuckles is cancer
by sternypickle January 12, 2018
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Moose knuckles

Hey... look at that guys, Moose Knuckles... Gross!
by Nastynae June 9, 2009
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brass knuckles

The most hardcore weapon around today! You wear them over your knuckles not only to protect them, but to SERIOUSLY fuck your opponent up!

Warning: There is a differrence between regular fighting and extreme brute-force fighting. Brass knuckles should ONLY be used in extreme brute-force fighting!
Billy: So what did you do to that guy that tried to rape your girlfriend?

Brett: Dude, I got two pairs of brass knuckles. I put both of them on and totally unleashed upon him!

Billy: DAMN! I bet that really fucked him up!

Brett: I wouldn't be surprised if he was dead by now!
by Saturn's Problem Child April 18, 2008
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Respect These Knuckles

A phrase telling someone to acknowledge the power of your fists. This can also be said while wearing Respect Knuckles.
"Homes, you'd best Respect These Knuckles, 'fo these knuckles have to start disrespecting YOU."
by Psychopath Killa September 22, 2005
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mexican fuck knuckles

When a large mexican man shoves his knuckles violently in the (mexican) females vagina, and spins his hand around counter clock wise, as if he were opening a jar of jelly. Then he takes his other hand, and opens up more space to then stick his penis in and masturbate. with both hands.
what the fuck is with these crazy boarder hoppers doing all these mexican fuck knuckles in gas stations.
by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011
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Ugandan Knuckles

A meme which arose in early 2018, as a 3D model that quickly spread. He wants to find de way. He could become a ripoff of Woah Crash Bandicoot but his graphics are the same dankness level.
The Ugandan Knuckles includes tide pods in its diet.
by WhoDatFreshBoi January 16, 2018
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