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A Kieran

A term used when someone is fat, and is often mistaken with a Tyler due to many similarities of creepiness and being generally the most lazy person you've met. Kieran's often speak to there Mums with no respect even though without them they wouldn't know how to function with society. For an example watch south park as there is many similarities to Eric Cartman. Kieran's often have the IQs equivalent to a packet of Smash mash.
Are you going to work or are you being a Kieran today. There's a boulder rolling down that cliff, oh wait its just a Kieran, Respect your parents and don't be a Kieran.
by Altomp February 19, 2025
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Kieran

Kieran is a absolute hench person with a cock the since of a sky scraper. He can use his cock as a chair and have room to share.

He is a loving person and always thinks about others. Great gamer and loves with all his heart, he knows his way around the bed and proves to the girls he knows how to pleasure them.
Son: Dad what inspired you.
Dad: A handsome man named kieran
Son:why
Dad: Because he showed me how to pleasure your mum
by Kierans1#fan January 31, 2025
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Kieran

Kieran is truly amazing in so many ways. He possesses a rare combination of qualities that make him the most incredible person. His kindness and thoughtfulness are evident in the way he cares for you and those around him. He's a great listener, always there to hear out a million meaningless rants and agree wholeheartedly every time regardless of anything else. His sense of humor is infectious, and he knows how to bring laughter and joy to your worst moments. You won't even realize it while it's happening, but he can make your day with just a few minutes of talking to him. His intelligence and experiences make for engaging and hilarious conversations that you cherish and never want to end. Moreover, he's incredibly loyal and reliable, you know that you can always count on him for even the smallest things. His love, devotion, and commitment are unwavering, and being with him or near him makes you feel so adored and safe. The way he looks at you is unlike anything you've ever felt. Never before did you think it was possible to say "I love you" without speaking, but somehow he manages it with just a look or a touch. You are undoubtedly lucky to have him by your side. He's also illiterate <3
"Hey is that your boyfriend Kieran?"
"Yeah that's him! He can't read :("
by E.W.D October 13, 2023
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Kieran

having irish and canadian desent
oh ur kieran eh?
by wellah December 4, 2023
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Kieran Jackson

A breed of chicken from northern England, highly affectionate but lacks common sense. Ginger feathers, spends around 80% of its life sleeping
I bet that Kieran Jackson is delicious with a bit of Cajun seasoning
by Bish-w-da-b-b-bush June 3, 2017
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kieran murphy

The ghost of me1 3el who migrated to the sandy streets of Saudi Arabia to become the ultimate form of ghost, he works in the al nassr slave coaches and is a complete transperent NOT obtuse being.
" I hate ghosts"
"hey its rude to say you hate people"
"Its kieran Murphy."
by saudiprooooleague December 26, 2023
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KIERAN

YOU LITTLE, IDEK BUT LIKE YK HOW I LIKE SOMEONE HEHEHHEJAHKDJHAJKE
HWHHAEHHHAHSHEAN

IM SOR BOREDN,ASDLASJOIDKLSADL;
SANASEJKASKDSA
EMMA LOL
WHAT
IDK
KIERAN HI
by Mara_FifisBiggestFan August 19, 2021
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