A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019
if this definition is named after you, shut the fuck up you tomato potato rumble bumble bitch. jkjk.... i think. don’t kys... today :) you know you love me. xoxo- jojo
by jordisdrummodumbo February 06, 2021
by Miss piggy shit September 18, 2020
by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022
A surprisingly satisfying term used to describe a reaction to both moments of pure joy/awesomeness or utter chaos. Can be used in present, past or future tense. Best used as a verb but flexible and adaptable to all kinds of usage.
Jo: Phil! Your car is on fire!
Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.
George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.
Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.
George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.
by bigbeautifulbrain April 03, 2022
by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021
(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.
What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.
If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024