National Fuck Juul Day

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019

Juul

Don’t juul stay in school

Yo could I get some of that juul bro?
NAH dude you 13 don’t juul stay in school

by Bigaus hole March 28, 2022

juul

some lung-destroying shit that L.A girls are obsessed with.

girl 1: hey girl! let's go juul in the locker room!
girl 2: sure! no one will notice

by renegadebadbitch101 July 8, 2020

no juul january

similar to no fortnite feburary, A month in which you cannot juul in any way, shape or form. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 600%, and nicotine addiction will decrease by 80%

dude 1: bro come to the bathroom during 3rd period and lemme hit your juul bro cmon 1 hit bro
dude 2: nah bro, i cant fail no juul January

by whamstan December 31, 2018

Juul Aids

When you hit someone else’s Juul and get sick because of it. They’ve probably given it to tons of other kids and you just put your mouth on 100 crusty middle schoolers mouths.

I just hit my mans Juul, I got some Juul Aids. No wonder, he’s been passing it around like nothing.

by ivegotamicropenis April 7, 2019

Tobias Juul

A man with a 2 centimeter penis who invented the fork.

"Oh do you not know Tobias Juul? He invented the fork and has a 2 centimeter long penis."

by peppethegreat May 9, 2019

Juul

One of the most caring people in the world. Even though they might not always have everything go how they want it to go, they still deserve everything. I love them more than anything else in the world but i don't think they'll ever truly realize that. (Platonic)

Friend: "Didn't you hang out with Juul the other day?"
Me: "Yeah i really enjoy spending time with them."

by U probably know me January 9, 2022