Juliet

The most sick glasses a person could ever have!!

1. He’s juliet is so fucking sick

2. Where did you bought your juliet?
3. Juliet isn’t just for Zé droguinhas
4. That baile funk last night was awesome everyone had a juliet

by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020

Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet is originally a novella written by Italian writer Luigi da Porto, who wrote this because he couldn't marry his cousin. It got revised by a monk named Matteo Bandello, then translated to Baguette Language by some French guy, then landed on Arthur Brooke. He then wrote it as a poem with some dark shit featuring Romeo banging his head against the wall, then named it Romeus and Juliet. And of course, Shakespeare read Brooke's work and based his tragedy on it, and we got the version of Romeo and Juliet that almost everyone hates.

Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)

To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.

If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.

(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)

Romeo and Juliet is not cringe. You just watched a bad adaptation of it.

by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023

Romeo and Juliet

An actually good and simple love story bastardized by an English playwright, featuring a fiery but gentle lady from the Capulets/Cappellettis, a stubborn but passionate lad from the Montagues/Montecchis, poison, secret marriage, dagger, death and sleeping with some old bones.

If only those damn teachers know Romeo and Juliet for what it actually is...

by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023

Juliet

Juliet the most wonderful person you'll ever met...she will love you so much, she will be your everything. She's the best girlfriend/friend you'll ever have. I love juliet's so much it's not hard for them to love someone else though, they are the most perfect and magical person you'll ever meet. <33

"look at Juliet"

"Juliet looks so amazing, i love her so much >:"

by Sxr.mty November 21, 2021

Juliet Stafford

Young actress, musician and mime. Raised in London, England.

You might know Juliet Stafford from her leading roles in 'Sweeny Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street' and/or 'RSC: Dracula'. Juliet Stafford played many parts for RSC over the last 9 years.

by Paul Negretta March 25, 2013

Juliet

This is a female who seems innocent.
She says her opinion and is cheeky. Besides, she is romantic and falls in love quickly

Juliet : Romeo you are so annoying! Romeo : Are you asking me out on a date?
Juliet : yes, of course.

by Aalixah September 22, 2018

juliet

an amazing friend to get. if you get juliet, never let her go. she is a bright, beautiful person who is sweet but is capable of murder. she hides her true thoughts, but listens to others opinions and helps people with their problems. is a huge fnaf fan and loves to talk about kidnapping lol. small but adorable, insanely intelligent, quiet around everyone but loud with close friends. i love juliet, and you should too.

Juliet: Omg yeah we should write "free candy!" on the side of it!!!
Me: wait ur actually planning to kidnap someone juliet?
Juliet: noooo of course not! Ehehe why would i do anything like that???

by ixieee May 16, 2025