Juan

He's hot. Really hot. But, all he wants are girls, fame, and money. So be careful and know his full intentions before getting really close with him.

"Juan is so hot oh my lord..."
"But I heard he doesn't really befriend or date girls who aren't SUPER pretty."

by who_r_u_even May 1, 2018

Juan

Juan a disabled Mexican who is sometimes mistaken for a burrito his eyes stretch so far I can't tell who he is looking at

He is retarded and looks like a whale juan a idiotic mexicans

by Kwowoeorid January 24, 2019

Juan

Some fat-ass mother fucker. He won’t be anything, but a fag eating shit in a shed cutting grass for a living.

Damn bro, your as fat as Juan!

by Luis Olivares. June 1, 2018

Juan

He’s the absolute worst. Annoying but quirky. He’s determined but annoying. Hes Always sorry but doesn’t know how to show it.

Ugh Juan, when will you give up?

by Snails dk was November 24, 2019

Juan

A cool ass horse.

My favourite meme is Juan.

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin April 28, 2021

Juan

A horse

That horse looks like Juan

by 123gwhehshs October 9, 2019

Juan

He’s a genuine, warm-hearted person with the sweetest personality and I guess no words can express Juan perfectly. His name is Juan not Huan, it’s Juan not Yuan. I was surprised by how much I enjoyed talking to him from the start, which has kept me up till this late at night! :)

Happy Birthday Juan!

by stealingasofa May 6, 2019