Jonas Brothers

I: the worst band that has ever walked the face of the earth

II: a homosexual brotherhood
teenage girls' favorite musical artist AKA jonas brothers
by Kibblesand123 May 10, 2009
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Bunch of little fagglets with god dang awful singing voices who dance around on stage like little pansy 5 year old girls doing ballet.
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The Jonas Brothers are not "fags." Their music IS real music, and their songs DO have meaning to them. They set a good example for people their age, and don't sing about how bootylicious some girl is. Nick Jonas, the youngest Jonas brother, has type 1 diabetes. Just about every guy hates them, because the Jonas Brothers are more successful, unique, talented, and much more good looking then them.
And no, I am not nine years old, nor do I tYpE liiKe dIs.
I also don't watch Disney Channel, that's now how I found out about the Jonas Brothers. They started out with Colombia Records, which is NOT related to Disney Channel in any way.
Diss the Jonas Brothers all you want, but at the end of the day they still have millions of fans, and are more successful then you'll ever be.
by jbislove March 23, 2008
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The Most amazing band in the world. They consist of 3 gorgeous men and have amazing talent. Their songs are inspiring and their talenet is BEYOND great. They are more than just 3 boys on a stage singing and dancing, they are an amazing group of people who love their fans and do everything to keep us happy. I love them;; EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD TOO. (: They are such an inspiration and great role-models. <33 And they haven't changed!; they have just grown up and matured; doesn't everyoneee?
i love them so much;; oh yes. :DD
by Hollyyy(: October 30, 2007
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The greatest teen band ever. The band consists of sexy ass brothers named Joe, Kevin, and Nick who actually write their own lyrics. Joe is the cute and funny one. Kevin is the cute and romantic one. And my personal favorite, Nick is the really cute and sensitive one. His signature mark is his curly hair.They are currently on tour with Hannah Montana. And it is a fact that they LOVE their fans.
Who sings that addicting song about kids going to the year 3000?

oh that's the Jonas Brothers.Aren't they hot?
by Jessy Jay November 26, 2007
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Greatest. Band. Ever. No, I am not 12, I am 15, and yes, I listen to 'real' music too...I do not watch Disney Channel all the time...I am not in love with High School Musical...and I hate Hannah Slutana.
"The Jonas Brothers were bitchin' at last night's concert."
by C.N.J. December 01, 2007
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A band of three brothers that used to have a good sound (back when Nick was a soprano) but then Disney Channel decided to sign them and give them a bajillion dollars and now their music sucks and a bunch of fat spoiled little middle-school girls scream and faint and die because of them.
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: Oh My Jonas! I love the Jonas Brothers! Joe is such a hunk! Ahh! I'm gonna marry him one day! Ahh!
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: No way! He's mine!
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: No way! I called him first! But you can have Nick.
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: Whatever, at least my man has normal eyebrows.

Former Jonas-Brother Fan: FUCK YOU FATTIES.
by gLeek<3 March 28, 2010
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