Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 04, 2023

Fizzy Jizzy

When you put a Mentos in a bottle of Coke and put it up your arse hole

Bro, I had a Fizzy Jizzy last night

by analdestroyer3648 March 01, 2021

Jizzy Effect

When a homie texts you while you're on the toilet.

- This is a good ass shit I'm takin right now
*gets a text*
- No way, the Jizzy Effect

by JizzyEffect November 23, 2021

Jizzy and a Glizzy

Getting a blow job while eating a hot dog.

I was at the weekend bbq. They were grilling hot dogs and burgers. I was sitting down enjoying my glizzy. When this chick just kneeled down and gave me a blow job. I jizzed and she swallowed my load. Jizzy and a glizzy

by Silver dollar tranny March 29, 2024

JIZZY GLIZZY

A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)

My girl gave me the best JIZZY GLIZZY in my life and now I have 18 african kids (I’m white)

by Wkdmsm February 24, 2024

Jizzy D

1)A placeholder name given to rappers without a nickname.

2)Probably a knock-off name given to a rapper in a GTA game.

1) Yo did you hear that new song by Jizzy D?

2)What was the name of that guy from GTA, Jizzy D?

by King fuck wad December 21, 2016

Jizzy Queef

When a mf jizz in your hole and you queef it out

Hey Ethan I just hella jizzy queefed in that bitch
Damn Karma you savage

by Perinea August 10, 2022