Jessica Robbie

If you found the first one this is a part 2

Jessica this is the most gold digger trash girl ever if you see her than say nothing and show two middle fingers if she attacks than stand in a Teachers sight as she can’t attack don’t be surprised if she has a gun in astrailia. If so than run and take a picture for evidence she was kicked out of a school ofs with a habit of reports of drug with no evidence yet and a use of phone and gangsters up with her simp to bully people she has friends but all of them hate her as she bullied her friends friend

Jessica Robbie is a person that only if you simp her you are ok

by the man with the sex December 27, 2021

Gangsta Jessica

Someone who goes through drive thrus they didnt order from & ask for plastic spoons &/or condiments to go with their prior non existent purchase.

Fuck dude we forgot plastic spoons & we are so far away.

Gangsta Jessica that shit at the next drive thru you see dawg.

You sho right.

by MistaD3 February 4, 2018

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020

Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.

God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.

by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010

Jessica Fletcher Syndrome

Condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.

From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.

I think he killed them all.
Nah, he just suffers from Jessica Fletcher Syndrome.

by Puppy Zwolle April 19, 2011

Jessica

jessica is sensitive, and funny. she is a great friend, and is always there. she gets betrayed a lot, and she can be depressed. when you see jessica, make sure you value her. she will never break your heart, and if she does, she wants you to know that she’s very sorry. jessica falls in love once in a while. it takes her time to get over people, that’s why she’s so emotional. people don’t understand the way she is, so take some time to be her friend. break her heart, she’ll break your neck.

daniel: jessica’s fucking annoying.

tyler: take some appreciation, asshole. who was there for you when you’re dumbass girlfriend cheated on you? jessica. so be a little more considerate, before she bites you in the ass.

by skatrfad June 1, 2018

Jessica

Jessica is a nice girl with so much to offer the world. Truly an instigator of change and a forward thinking individual, Jessica will always be there to speak about the greater concerns of life or distract you from them. The epitome of human kindness and a testament to the purpose of humanity. She is silly and smart, funny without needing to be mean, and always easy to talk to.

Damn, I am so fucking fortunate to have Jessica as my roommate instead of these other assholes.

by jessismyroommate December 6, 2018