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Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.
"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"
by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018
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jellyfish queen

A hot, young girl who is puking at a party.
Wow, Diane o'Banion sure blew chunks in that stall after the party. What a jellyfish queen!
by Spacemannn June 2, 2018
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Jellyfish jelly

1. The tastiest thing in the sea;

2. Potential gay slang refering to k y jelly;
by Acejr27 April 2, 2019
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stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.
Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.
by Asynkronus January 24, 2018
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Suburban jellyfish

A jellyfish who loves the suburbs and hates everything else
by iddunno January 29, 2021
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vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
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jellyfish breasts

Nice, potentially ~scoop~able breasts that are jiggly like a jellyfish. They have an ethereal float to them. They are the definition of the perfect jiggly titty.

*Tentacles not required*
Damn she has nice jellyfish breasts.
by sweden2020 April 27, 2021
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