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Jealous much?

A phrase Facebook moms use when someone is saying the truth about something shitty but the Facebook moms can't accept the truth so they just say that the person is jealous.
Random fucker: this dress is so ugly and plain!
Facebook mom: jealous much? 😂🥴😒
by HisCumAllOverMyFace March 31, 2023
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Jealous Arlo

He is stinky and is fake. But he is also nice sometimes only to 2 people.
Nobody likes examples. Jk Jealous Arlo is everybodys rolemodel
by ilikecatsbctheyareyummy September 18, 2020
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Jealous

The jealous bitch called Libby who doesn’t like there mate haveing other mates. She is a bitch and want her own way. She gets jealous very easily.
I can have other friends libby. There’s no need to be a jealous bitch.
by Meeeeexoxo March 27, 2019
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Jealous

Jealous is when u miss one person every day. U have to see the one with other friends and u don't know what u did wrong. Especially when the one has friend(s) who are pretty, sassy, perfect body, and u just wanna scream "back the *piiiiiiiip* off" 😶😙 so u act like a f*ucking b*tch 😔 to cover how jealous u really are. Sometimes u pretend to be the best who doesn't care because u r better than the world, to avoid being stoopid. All females can relate to that feeling....I hope....a little.
L: "I will smack ya in the face"
Not L: "Being a friend"

L: "So sorry" 😢 *walks away, jealous* (for a day or two....)
by IRestMyCase March 18, 2020
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Jealous admiration

When you're jealous of someone's place in life but you stíll admire what they create, or generally what they do.
"I have a lot of jealous admiration of your dad.", Said your best friend with a smirk.
by Middasqweed August 27, 2021
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Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.
Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...
by Foxy McHound December 28, 2018
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