Ivan Bliminse

The invisible man, some one who does not exist in real life. Only records exists possibly on paper is given

Bliminse , Ivan Bliminse from Human Resources.

by Ivan Bliminse June 25, 2019

Ivan Drago

If he does,he dies

“If he dies , he dies’’-Ivan Drago

by Hihhifhifigg June 24, 2019

Ivan Dobsky

Character from the UK TV series Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer

I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Ivan Ga

When you ask a guy "How are you?" and he say "I am like Ivan Ga", it means that he is cool af.

- "Hey, man! How are you?"
- "I am just like Ivan Ga!"

by SlaviIsSlav October 6, 2020

Ivan Fuckalot

One of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.
The greatest french porn buddy.
One of the sexiest men alive.
Totally fuckable.

Ashlee: I love Ivan Fuckalot!

by AshleeHurricane June 22, 2009

Ivan-Shit

An Ivan-Shit is the aftermath of eating spicy foods. It is a very painful, irritating, and tedious shit. It has no mercy. Your ass will feel like you ate the spicy food through your ass. Ingesting anything from, Hot Cheetos, Takis, Tapatío, Valentina, Peppers, etc. will initiate an Ivan-Shit in your near future. These shits take from 30 to 60 minutes in the bathroom to fully pass through it. Sometimes, it may even come back a few hours after you took an Ivan-Shit no matter what you eat.

If you eat a bag of Takís, you will have an Ivan-Shit in a few hours.
I ate a Taki-Eloté so I am gonna have an Ivan-Shit.

by Ivan-Shit November 8, 2018

Grumpy Ivan

The act of jacking off to the point just before orgasm, then waking her up unexpectedly and cumming on her face when she least expects it. This is reserved for a disappointing evening where she flirts and promises bomb sex all night, then falls asleep leaving you with a case of blue balls.

Susie got me all hot and bothered the other night at the bar talking about her mad BJ skills but when we got home she fell asleep so I gave her the Grumpy Ivan in the morning.

by EZontheMic December 31, 2019