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Intagram: a social media app that allows to to post pictures with hashtags and share them with friends
There are many different types of accounts you will find:
1. An account who's owner posts non-stop edits of supernatural and then deletes them all in the next hour
2. An account who posts two pictures, switches accounts, and repeats

3. A guy user who only posts pictures of concerts and his shi tsu

4. A mom who thinks she's hip and uses every filter, light adjuter, and focus editor

5. Someone who reposts celebrities' posts and only uses random song lyrics as captions
6. A user who direct messages you 20+ times a day and doesn't even follow you
7. Someone who only posts pictures of their One Direction tickets and contest/giveaways they've entered

8. A collage student who photoshops emojis or wads of cash or wolves on all their pictures
9. A Kid who only repost with the x-pro filter
10. The "punk" kid who's vocabulary is consisted of mostly cuss words

11. The person who has 30+ hashtags and only 6 likes
Examples of instagram users:

Becci: omg look at my giant Niall Horan poster! #godsgift

Stan: #roxy my Pomeranian chillin' with the band
by wowtortilla February 18, 2015
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instagram bae

someone who likes all your Instagram pictures and gives you shoutouts and acts like Yall a couple over instagram
Dang who this girl liking all ya pics on IG?

That's my Instagram Bae
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Instagram Stories

Way for self gratification and buttering up your own half baked personality.
Society progressed and stopped believing in sunshines but according to Instagram stories, urban dictionary "definitions" matter
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Instagram

A home for a ton of gay SJWs that believe that words like "nigger" and "faggot" are prohibited to anyone that isn't black or gay. They only believe that what they like is what everyone else should like, and if you don't agree with them, they will attack you to the end.
Person A: "Omg, this guy just said the n word on instagram, he must be executed."
Person B: "What a faggot..."
Person A: "Oi, you gay?"
Person B: "Nah..."
Person A: "KILL YOURSELF"
by nigerfagot March 23, 2017
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daddy likes instagram

When a dad (your or someone else's) makes an awkward comment on a picture shared through social media.
T: Greg's dad commented on Facebook "wish I was there" on the vacation photo of my wife in a bikini.
J: I saw, dude, he went all Daddy likes Instagram on your photo.
by t pot October 21, 2014
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Instagram

A photo editing and sharing app for iphone and ipod touch initially but was brought to android in april '12, and at the same time was bought buy Mark zuckerberg for 1 billion USD,

Creating an account to use this app fusses many decent and wise people while the fools are amazed by its little effects that makes their sad pictures look cool and vintage
Emo girl: Hey checkout my instagram pics, just uploaded new ones
Straight non metrosexual guy: I'm gonna diss that, you know, i hate all those hos like pics on that app, personally i prefer pixlr-o-matic
by Stalkerbehindya October 11, 2012
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instagramable

that detox water is so instagramable!
by carolineforbes April 19, 2015
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