When your haircut is soo fucked,
You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
Get the Barber’s insurancemug. When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
Get the insurance pissmug. Go-To person for all your problems. Extremely helpful. Everyone's type. Besides their immensely resourceful nature, they are always approachable. Some call them an aggregator, some a collaborator but most of us know them as a facilitator. Overall, very reliable, supportive, saves your time & money by helping you make the right choices!
by Insurance Brokers Association November 25, 2021
Get the Yalla Insuremug. Used in place of Qualified Immunity, the controversial legal doctrine that protects police officers accused of misconduct and violating constitutional rights.
Did you see the video of the guy being beat up by the police, while he was handcuffed? That was wrong for them to do that. Yeah, but they won't get in any trouble, because they've got that Blue Line Insurance Coverage.
by D_Weezy March 15, 2022
Get the Blue Line Insurance Coveragemug. by Eboi 6776562 January 18, 2017
Get the Word insurancemug. Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.
by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024
Get the insurancemug. Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019
Get the curb insurancemug.