selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

facebook insurance

The person who laughs or just generally responds to your facebook status so you dont appear to be unfriended.

FB USER: I am 2 bored.....

FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?

FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance

see joke insurance

by babydoll d aka donny velonni December 11, 2009

Movie Insurance

N. A substance consumed prior to watching a movie to ensure that the movie will be enjoyed, regardless of the quality of the film. Usually, it includes cannabis and/or alcohol.

"You're going to see Dragonball X? Better have some movie insurance right before, dude."

by Odder0tter October 30, 2011

Double f insurance

An informal insurance agreement between friends/acquaintances where one borrows gear from the other. I.e. "you fuck it, you fix it".

"I lent my mate Kevin my boat for the weekend, told him it was under double f insurance".

by Pablo Eskibrah January 24, 2018

Mors Mutual Insurance

Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"

Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again

Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?

Guy 1: yeah

by ShittyWriter69 August 6, 2021

Mors Mutual Insurance

The thing you call after flying motorbikes hit the shoot button

Guy 1:Man Mors Mutual Insurance is so helpful, just got my car back
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom

by ShittyWriter69 August 17, 2021

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021