Pandemic-Pants

The loose fitting or elastic pants most are wearing while working from home. Note, some believe that by wearing tight pants that they can avoid the weight gain know as the 'quarantine-fifteen.'
Karen was convinced that if she avoided pandemic-pants and only wore pants with zippers, that she could avoid the inevitable quarantine-fifteen.
by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020
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Zirconium Pants

A slang term for very fancy and/or expensive pants.
The term created and popularized by the musical group 'Tally Hall'.
Person A: Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants!
Person B: they're consequential enough to slip you into a trance!
by BaklavaMcFunny October 16, 2021
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Bus Pants

They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.

This term was first seen on an episode of The Big Bang Theory titled "The Bus Pants Utilization".
Sheldon: All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants.
Leonard: What the hell are bus pants?
Sheldon: They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.
by Mr. Oxford Comma January 7, 2011
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Wank Pants

pants worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover two inches above belly button when Wank Pants restrained
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his Wank Pants completely on the floor crumpled around his ankles, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to nutt on his chest

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of Wank Pants
by margrette sees January 18, 2013
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hunnie pants

Kaitlyn is my hunnie pants, she grinds me mad good and gives me uber dome
by Thezone December 18, 2006
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Swish Pants

A style of pants, typically worn by school kids, gym rats and street people, that make a swishing sound as you walk.
Mike wasn't allowed to enter the bar because he was wearing swish pants.
by Willy Pom June 11, 2008
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Pants on the Ground

An American idol audition by 62 year old Larry Platt in which he is informing children that they look like "foos" with their pants on the ground. The first internet sensation of 2010
Lookin like a foo with yo pants on the ground
by Pants on da ground January 13, 2010
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