Irreducible Complexity

A myth perpetrated by Creationists and IDiots alike (although they are the same people really). It states that certain bodily systems are "too complex" to have evolved over millions of years despite evidence to the contrary

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: we have found evidence to the contrary and have run simulations on primitive photosensitive cells which disprove irreducible complexity.

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: did you understand what i just told you?

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: I take it you either didn't understand that or you are just close minded towards evolution

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: ok I'm not dealing with you anymore

Creationist IDiot: We won! he cannot prove Evilution, WE WON!!!

by person with at least half a br April 21, 2010

Irrational Desmoulins Lust

The state of existence where every thought is dominated by the sexiness of French Revolutionary Camille Desmoulins. All other habits cease, and the victim drools over google images, books, and films pertaining to Camille Desmoulins.

Keegan: Let's see... the capital of Azerbaijan is... oh god.. Camille.... you sexy thang...my place tonight.... my parents aren't home...leave Horace with Robespierre... hnnnng

Doctor: Son, you've got a bad case of Irrational Desmoulins Lust. This requires some serious treatment, and I need to start you on a round of hormone relaxers immediately.

by rageofmarat July 14, 2011

Irresponsible Panic Bullshit Journalism

a disease that causes the media to compensate for a lack of real news by hyping up the threat of some random virus such as SARS.

Taken from maddox.xmission.com

Better watch out, the media is breaking out with IPBJ again.

by Usernames_Suck September 7, 2004

Irragg

A Combination Of Irritated and Aggravated

Everytime I Hear You Talk, You Irragg Me

by Mr Intelligent April 12, 2010

Irritable Brain Syndrome

This is the name for something that is putting alot of stress on your mind and causing you annoyance.

This job is giving me irritable brain syndrome!

She/He makes me feel like I have irritable brain syndrome!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

Irrelevant

A lame ass comeback used by jackasses.

Amy: Hey molly! How was you're day today?
Molly: Shut the fuck up you irrelevant hoe!
Amy: Oh My GAWD! 10 out of 10 comeback. Good job molly!

by ♥️Panzo♥️ December 26, 2018

irrelevant

99.9% of the results you get from ask jeeves.

I asked jeeves about jaguar maintainance and it gave me seven pages of irrelevant websites about the importance of properly mucking out animals, reasons to buy a big cat, reasosn not to buy endangered, non-domestic or dangerous species, fanboy webpages on 1993 computers, and finally, at the seventh page; a link to jaguar.com, which only told me about formula 1 racing and buying new cars.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004