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by MERC907 May 3, 2018

I can't compeed

When the blister already burst and you can't put a Compeed brand band aid on it

"Try putting on a Compeed" - "Nah, bitch's already burst, i can't compeed!"

by Myam13 March 30, 2021

I can't

Literally! I literally cannot do anything from here. Whoever is saying that I can in generating thoughts with their own mentally retarded shitbrains. The conclusion of which is literally "something-something non-sequitur." I don't know why they think that there is anything else for me to do but seriously they are going try to go down with the ship and they are doing to take you with them.

Hym "Look. Listen. Why would I create something that you could torture, kill, or threaten me into changing? If I can doing anything about it... And I refuse... You are going to torture me into changing it... THEREFORE... I NEED to take it out of my hands... By making it something I DO NOT CONTROL. It is a light switch. A light switch is either up or down. If a light switch is down... There is only one way to flip the switch. And I can't flip the switch for you. It's a light switch attached to a one-way check value that is again attached to a Chinese finger trap. The harder you try to pull your finger out the tighter it gets. And what the switch is hooked up to is a theoretical black-hole generator. So it'll just keep ramping up faster and faster. There is not deadline. The deadline was never real. Actually what I said initially was that the problem with deadlines is that it makes you think you can wait til the last second or something. So no. It's either off or it's on. The longer you take the worse it gets."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

by von groovy September 6, 2024

So Can't I

When you can't do something

-person 1-”I can't wait for autumn!”
-person 2-”So can't I”

by Nohj_Nasom-23/45 August 22, 2020

Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day

A cheating asshole.

"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."

by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018

I can't fine my jab

Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.

"I can't fine my jab"

Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2023