Ass Hurt

A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.

Raul got all ass hurt when Jimmy didn't return his text message right away.

by country_girl40 December 17, 2010

love hurts

1. a song by incubus that is hated all around by many people however is also loved by many others. a love hate thing. 2. a statment that is tfue down to the bone. love may be one of the greatest things on earth. but if all fails it will hurt deep down its not a physical or mental hurt its just a hurt that is impossible to explain. in short Love Hurts.

1. (turns on radio) *love hurts, but sometimes its a good hurt and it feels like im alive* me: ARRRGHHH! PEOPLE STOP REQUESTING THAT SONG!!! 2. Dave: Man i came home today and my girlfriend of 3 years was gone and left a note saying im sorry. Me: dude im sorry. thats one fucked up chick. Dave: you know what they say, love hurts. Me: you said man.

by a dusty mexican May 17, 2009

Stupid hurts

The universal law of natural consequences. Especially pertains to those whose brains are brand new (children), inebriated adults and retards.

You admonish your children stating that manically jumping up and down on the bed whilst foaming at the mouth is not a good idea but they won't listen. Child eventually flies off bed, proceeds to headbutt the adjacent wall, smashes to the floor winded with a tooth missing. An extended moral lecture is not required just the wry exclamative "Stupid hurts!"

by Stu Evans November 15, 2007

butt hurt

easily offended when one takes something too personally

jenny tries to hide her low self-esteem by being cocky. when joe tells her she's ugly, jenny gets BUTT HURT

by bobbette December 23, 2003

Anal Hurts

An opinion often given by either blokes or women, for there first time having anal sex.

I tell you what, im never having anal sex with andy again....anal hurts!

by Andy woodster February 8, 2008

oww that hurts

Used as a term to describe pain.

Oww that hurts, don't do that!

by Gigaboost August 13, 2006

hurt locker

noun. A figurative place where someone is said to be or will be, if they are getting or expect to be getting hurt or beaten.

With that team, you are entering a rather large hurt locker.

You are all headed for the hurt locker.

Just sit back and relax, you're in my hurt locker now.

by DG April 24, 2003