hotdog holster

I inserted my engorged wang into her hotdog holster.
by NickTheDick420 November 07, 2008
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Bluegrass Hotdog

Whilst at work, typically in the bourbon industry a Bluegrass Hotdog is when a man unbeknownst to him will be sexually assaulted in a break room while on break. Typically the act involves one man sticking his erect penis into another mans butt. Not anal sex per se, the aggressor uses the crease of the butt cheeks and glides up and down said crease in an act of masturbation resembling a hot dog in a bun. When the act is finished a “relish” is created and the perpetuator usually in some form yells BLUEGRASS HOTDOG, GETCHYA BLUEGRASS HOTDOGS HERE!
Tom: “god my butt is killing me.”
Lin: “what on earth, why?!?”
Tom: “well I thought I was going to have a nice peaceful lunch break, and Rory came in and gave me a bluegrass hotdog.”
by TheGreatTraceOfBuffalo January 18, 2023
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Wet hotdog

A penis that has ejaculated into a vagina or rectum during sex.
Hit me with your wet hotdog daddy!
by BeastEJ September 13, 2018
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hotdog grogg

The act of cooking hotdogs delicately on a grill at a temperature of 100 degrees for 20 minutes. It doesn't matter if it's Celsius or Fahrenheit, hell even Kelvin. Once done cooking, you cut up 370 hotdogs into tiny pieces, about three cubic centimetres. After that, you mix the hotdogs with any kind of grog, make sure to use 5 gallons of grog. Make sure to mix them in a blender. Microwave for about 30 minutes, and let cool for 10 minutes. Take a hammer used for pounding meat and throw in some eggs. Make sure to include the shells, as the calcium is required for nutrients and will add a great flavour. Add 20 pounds of flour. Cook in oven for 12 minutes. Consumption is either required through the mouth or nose, whichever is preferred. Afterwards, log into a WoW account and change all your guild members' notes to Hotdog Grogg so that they may find this recipe.
Boy, I sure do love Hotdog Grogg. It's a great pastry!
by Bradley Grogg September 21, 2014
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Stinky Hotdog

When a male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest while she puffs up her breasts, he then starts to titty fuck the poo-stained boobs until he ejaculates, thus resembling a hot dog with all of its fix-ens.
Guy A: So what'd you and Laura do last night after I left?
Guy B: Oh nothing, just watched T.V. and then made a stinky hotdog.
Guy A: .....You're a sick man.
Guy B: I think we still got some leftover, want some?
by KyockLee12345 July 27, 2010
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Chili Hotdog

When you take a laxative and sleeping pill in the same night then wake up the next morning and your rear is stuck to the bed
Oh man! I'm going to need some scissors to cut myself out of this chili Hotdog!
by playertwelve April 28, 2015
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Hotdog bun

The Bread around the weinner.
George: May I insert my hotdog into your bread?

Hank: Yes.

George: You Frigen' rule, Hank.
by Matt June 07, 2004
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