The distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quantity of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. This results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.
Holy shit! Check out the hoss wobble on that broad. I bet she goes 3 spins! You'd have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!
by Northern Norm July 5, 2015
Get the hoss wobblemug. by MOB YO January 7, 2018
Get the Juiced Hossmug. "Stud-hoss" is, loosely, a spin of hoss. It's also a mocking of the colloquial pronunciation of "stud horse" by a redneck. A stud horse is, of course, a horse whose sole purpose in life is to breed. You should only say this about yourself, though.
by Jacob December 4, 2004
Get the Stud-Hossmug. to go on some kind of adventure, usually with a motorised vehicle.(dirtbike, golf cart, slash drunken mission)
by christopher james glassow April 20, 2007
Get the hossmug. by Ho$$ da boss September 2, 2011
Get the Cameron Hossmug. by GamerDude652 May 15, 2014
Get the Relax Hossmug. The intention, the desire, or the act of doing any of the following to a girl much younger than you who you shouldnt be messing with: Dating with/without expecting to recieve sexual gratification either manually, or from your more than likely infant partner, wanting to date, or the more than likely obsessive stalking that someone pulling a hoss will do to their junior high victims. If you have a 13 year old sister, dont invite this guy over.
justin: hey zach did you hear about cliftons girlfriend?
zach: ya i did. dude thats sick! he's totally pulling a hoss.
zach: ya i did. dude thats sick! he's totally pulling a hoss.
by Zach(Jackie Chan) June 9, 2009
Get the Pulling a hossmug.