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horizontal fruit-basket 

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

horizontal crab cake 

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.
Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

horizontal gag 

When a woman is on the bottom while performing 69 (sex posision ). The Man is in such a state of arousal he becomes limp forcing all of his weight and manhood on her face and into her mouth causing her to gag.
Turn turn around so we can do the horizontal gag.
horizontal gag by Teufel Hunden 69 January 29, 2017

Horizontal Shortbus 

When both parties are making retarded faces at one another, while simultaneously having sex in the missionary position.
Bae], Horizontal Shortbus and chill?

My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.

horizontal intergration 

To fuck horizontally
horizontal intergration; Having sexual intercourse in a horizontal manner

guy 1: hey who was that girl?
guy 2: just some girl I horizontally integrated with
guy 1: ahh some good ol horizontal integration, fornicate brother

horizontal top hat 

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...
"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"
horizontal top hat by Dawnrose February 18, 2018