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Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
mugGet the Swamp hoofmug.

Hoofing

To shove ones hoof into an orifice
She's in for a good hoofing tonight
by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020
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Hoofing

To kick or knee a woman in the vagina
She stepped on my foot and I hoofing her away was a reaction.
by Hoo f ing March 20, 2023
mugGet the Hoofingmug.

dutch hoof

She had a very nice Dutch hoof
by Loolou99 January 19, 2018
mugGet the dutch hoofmug.

cleft hoof

the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.
"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"
by 2 smoking reels March 23, 2010
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Hoof

To make a fist with your foot
My hoof is brutal
by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020
mugGet the Hoofmug.

Hoof Slash

When you get caught by the deer women and she say she your auntie
But damn! That hoof slash had a beautiful moose knuckle .
by dacnomaniac January 1, 2023
mugGet the Hoof Slashmug.

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