Toe in the hoof

Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof

I really hope I get a “toe in the hoof’ tonight

by Megan’s toe December 31, 2018

hoof doof

A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.

Look at that dog. Looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 30, 2022

mature hoof

An old aged vagina

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.

by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017

Hoof Mut

A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.

“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”

by Lou Slips October 28, 2023

hoof

another word for kick

i gave that bitch a hoof in the front butt

by lazy fat cunt March 3, 2018

Hoof

The worst/best possible outcome for anything.

The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.

by Cleatus Titson August 5, 2021

dutch hoof

A larger than life’s lady’s hairy poonani

She had a very nice Dutch hoof

by Loolou99 January 19, 2018