Honky Cracker

A word used to describe a piggy ugly ass racist white muthafucking person.
woman: KKK muthafucker told us to get the fuck out of here!
man: Oh shit that honky cracker is muthafucker.
by Mr. Jiggaman December 29, 2007
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honky beater

A honky beater is a bat normally procured through ballpark giveaways. It is known as a honky beater due to its small size relative to a nigger beater. The benchmark for nigger beater status is roughly the size of a children's T-ball bat. A honky beater, in contrast, is roughly half the size of a nigger beater, with both a shorter length and smaller barrel circumference. Based on the theory that beating a honky effectively should require less effort than beating a nigger to the same degree.
Joel: Yo, fool, we done went on down to the minor league game tonight, got us selfs some honky beaters.

Mike: Honky beaters? Bitch, you crazy. We gon' need us some nigger beaters to handle these crazy niggas.

Joel: Aw shit, and I thought we was gonna beat us some honkies tonight.
by duke5572 October 24, 2006
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honkie bonker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.
I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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honky pig

We better go, them honky pigs be comin'.
by Fellatio Jones July 25, 2003
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Honky Donkey

The term Honky Donkey is a derogatory term used to describe an irritating white person or a person of the caucasian phenotype who you just want smack upside the head for their ignoramus stupidity. A synonymous term or a term that can be used interchangeably, in order to hammer the point home, could be: Cracker Jackass.

Classic Exemplar: Donald J Trump aka Honky Donkey-in-chief aka Crack JAckass-in-Chief
If it looks like a honky, walks like a honky and talks like a honky, then by default it's a donkey.... hence Honky Donkey.

(feel free to swap out honky for cracker and donkey for jackass, should the honky donkey you're berating, not understand what you're going on about).
by ImbredCorpulentCracker July 01, 2017
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Honky monster

He showed his honky monster to her.
by Txpud63 March 10, 2020
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honky mofo

dat a cool honky mofo.
by brad bolling April 29, 2006
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