Homiesexual

No homo but it’s a sexuality.

Guy 1: “Come here bro, give me a good night kiss.”
Guy 2: “Dude what? No, that’s gay.”
Guy 1: “Nah, we’re just homiesexuals.”
And then they kiss and eventually accept that they’re both gay and start dating then get married and live happily ever after.

by Justawalmartbag November 12, 2024

homiesexual

having sexual/ romantic feelings or desires for you homies (friends). common among middle school boys from the ages 12-14.

friend 1: hey sexy
random person: thats gay
friend 2 (who friend 1 was talking to): no hes homiesexual

by lexium999 February 7, 2022

Homiesexual

Usually, two guys who are way too close to be just friends but don't wanna seem gay

Dude have you seen Nathan and John! they're definitely gay!
-No way, There just homiesexual its not gay..

by LeoTheGayBoy November 5, 2021

homiesexual

a man in love with a man because they’re his friend

gabe: omg joe is so fine
rando: fag
gabe: it’s not gay its homiesexual

by krlstar August 6, 2023

Homiesexual

Someone who only fucks homies

I tried to hit that but she’s a homiesexual and imma from outta town

by SweetBaby May 5, 2019

Homiesexual

One of the boys that’s only intent is to sleep with one of the boys

“Chad is such a homiesexual, he’s been trying to sleep with me all day!”

by Tacticalpanzer April 26, 2022

homiesexual

anything gay but it isn't gay because it's between homies

*nick and josh r jerking together to straight porn*
nick: hey bro can u suck my dick
josh: yo that's gay I ain't homo
nick: nah nah no homo its homiesexual
josh: k bet

by aiden6969 November 18, 2023