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If you didn't experience physical abuse as a child, your teachers have it covered. Like Jesus fucking christ were you not loved when you were a child? Did you feel the need to just piss people the fuck off because you had no fucking friends or did you have no other talents so you went to fucking college for some weird fucking shit and then was like, "fuck this shit, lets torment some kids so they feel my pain!". Get over your fucking self Mrs. Blatisci Jesus Christ you can even tell she's gonna fucking give you hell. No one is ever, ever, EVER going to need to know any of the fucking words these fucking English teachers say. "Obfuscate" like wtf? Obfuscate my fucking ass bitch.
"Here's your homework you little twat, have fun with that, I hope it ruins your whole fucking week bitch."
by theOGdictionary March 12, 2019
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an unneeded invention
guy4: homework is gay
guy3:ikr who made homework
guy2: an asshole named Image result for who made homework Roberto Nevelis.
guy 3 and 4: fuck that man
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homework it is very annoying and time consuming. No body wants to do it, and when the teacher ask for it back you sorta wanna throw it at their face.
Teacher : turn in yálls homework
Billy: throws papers at teacher
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Some shit where you're supposed to do 164 pages in 2 days and it's better to just give up and not go to school
I have homework. Someone kill me now
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A cruel punishment, given to innocent children, by satanic worshippers, that call themselves "school staff members".
Larry : Yo, homes, my dumbfuck teacher/devil lover just gave me a crap load of homework. So I can't play fortnite tonight.

Phil : WTF man?! Mr.Fucktard would give you homework, when he knows that you were going to spend the rest of the day battling me in fortnite!
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An extreme form of torture invented by teachers and/or parents.
Have you given the students homework yet?

No, I'm just going to wait until they think they don't have any at the end of the day!
by Yes, It is I March 18, 2020
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The only paper-like thing havin SOOO many fuckin' uses

1) Serves as tasty dog food
2) An excuse to take the computer
3) What I'm avoiding right now
4) What many helpless people commit suicide on
5) Suitable for running a toilet clog test
6) What you should be doing now
1) Here, take my yesterday's homework for your dog. I'm sure he'll love it.

2) Mom, Can I take the computer for my homework?

Yes, dearie.

3) Yo imma write a definition on urban dictionary for this senseless crappy math homework.

4) My friend committed suicide leaving behind his 69-page math homework pending.

5) Let me put my homework to check if my toilet got clogged...

6) Go away from the device and start your fuckin homework.
by FastFwd743 October 18, 2018
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