An over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. Hippopotami live in African rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of Africa. They have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy Hippo sex.
Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.
Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.
Yo watch out for that badass Hippopotamus, he'll eviscerate you.
I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.
I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.
by Megaloman March 10, 2008
Get the hippopotamus mug.An extremely unattractive female of the human species. A variety of Swamp Donkey, only uglier and normally bulkier.
by JC Meister July 6, 2004
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Ugly to the extreme... the type of person who you want to stab yourself in the eyes for having seen.
See also Zambizi Swamp-Donkey
See also Zambizi Swamp-Donkey
by Phill Howe December 27, 2007
Get the Hippocrocodillaped mug.An alternative description for very large/fat ugly people, who wear 'Moo-Moos'. They like to hang out at thehippodrome.
do you really need one? See episode of The Simpsons when Homer is so fat he needs to wear a Moo-Moo. Homer is in this case a Hippopotabeast
by p January 11, 2006
Get the hippopotabeast mug.A woman of large stature or weight, who is either skanky, slutty, a bitch, or a combination of the three terms. (Hippo is to describe the fat, and cat or "pussy" to describe her skankyness.)
Guy 1:That chick's a total Hippocat dude.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She's fat and is a total bitch, man.
Guy 2: Makes sense.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She's fat and is a total bitch, man.
Guy 2: Makes sense.
by Ramalus Riverdance March 1, 2010
Get the Hippocat mug.What you wake up next after you manage the double gallon of guiness. The ugliest, foulest, fattest excuse for a woman imaginable.More beast than human A stage worse that coyote ugly. Your worst nightmare personified.
Recollection of the previous night has hazy at best but i could remember going home. I opened my eyes and nearly screamed. I had snared a hippocrocagorillapig, and I was its layer.
by rutters October 14, 2003
Get the hippocrocagorillapig mug.A large shopping mall. Sometimes called a Hyperdome. A common habitat of the hippopotabeast.
May also be known as a Hippodrome
May also be known as a Hippodrome
by p January 13, 2005
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