3-mile hike

Cockney rhyming slang for 'dyke'

Hey man, I tried pulling that doris over there but she wasn't interested. Clearly she must be a 3-mile hike.

by Conrad Fado October 7, 2011

swaggy hiking star

Someone who got their name off a children's website random name generator. Or just utterly dumb

Yea. You know Cathy? She's a real Swaggy hiking star

by CrashBandicut February 25, 2017

blue light hitch hike

When an emergency vehicle comes past and while everyone pulls over to let it through, you get in lane behind it and follow it through all the traffic

Was stuck in a mad traffic jam and I thought I was gonna be late but a fire truck came by so I got to blue light hitch hike all the way here

by 01209 July 26, 2018

That's like hiking without high heels!

Used when talking about a really bad idea or something that seems very hard to do

"Let's write an Octave function with many for loops"
"Dude! That's like hiking without high heels!"

by Idoger Bontes October 4, 2018

a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain

something really fucking stupid and unnecessary

"That's like taking a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"

"Your mom's so stupid she took a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"

by rodjuree July 6, 2008

Hikes

A reaction to everything bad.

“Dude I lost my socks”

hikes man

“Why haven’t you replied to me”

Hikes, I forgot

“My cat ran away”

Hiiiikkeeessss

by Minnesotanslag July 25, 2019

Is the hike worth the view?

When questioning if something is worth it, this phrase might come to mind.

I want to study all night, but is the hike worth the view?

by basicbails June 11, 2019