Guy: I just tried to repel into this drunk girl's window to give her her underwear back, but her husband shot me and i just got out of jail after 6 years; you didnt even visit me!
Bro: Dude... sympathy high five.
Bro: Dude... sympathy high five.
by JustAnotherRappelingBro November 28, 2012
Get the Sympathy High Fivemug. Adverb, Slang
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
by RadienX Chaosmaker November 11, 2020
Get the Neurotypical High-Fivemug. by beardlessw0nder July 24, 2023
Get the MWSB High Fivemug. The moment of crispiness when two humans partake in the celebratory act of clapping hands together. The high five must be crisp, otherwise is deemed unworthy.
In some cases when failing you may try again, but in most not.
In some cases when failing you may try again, but in most not.
by Ethan Coomie March 19, 2017
Get the good high fivemug. by barneyisadino May 11, 2017
Get the slippery high fivemug. Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five
by buffbutler October 3, 2010
Get the diet high-fivemug. by Checkingbacktoyou September 12, 2017
Get the bus high fivemug.