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I’m heterosexual

No you’re not.
I’m heterosexual
“we just fucked?”
“and?”
“we’re both guys”
“fuck”
by TheGreatAlfini September 12, 2020
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Raging Heterosexual

Raging Heterosexual, n. (technically a Tatpurusa compund)-Someone whose heterosexuality so deeply transcends the typical thoughts and behaviors of his or her peers that this person feels no need to mimic the traditional patterns of heterosexuality as defined in society; such patterns include making out, hitting on, or grinding with one or member of the opposite sex. Normally this person's raging heterosexuality is a problem for every member of the opposite sex nearby since these members can feel the profoundest of Bacchanal desire for this person. Were it not for the immense concentration of the raging heterosexual to control this power, all of these members would begin to perform the absurdest of acts, the least of which have included doing cartwheels in waltz time in front of fraternity houses, or devouring hundreds of bananas over the course of four hours while wearing a Dracula costume. Thankfully, the number of raging heterosexuals in the world appears to be few, although, as of September 9th, 2011, at least one raging heterosexual has identified himself in the greater Boston area.
Jan: Hey Jack, is there a reason you won't dance or make out with any of the 10+ girls who are fawning over your every movement?
Jack: It's probably because I'm a raging heterosexual and I don't feel like dancing with any girls. Plus I'm in a bromance with Jon, Graham, and Carlato, and I would rather grind on one or more of them right now.
by KingFunk'sFriend in liuwetrust September 9, 2011
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heterosexual lesbian

A woman who is only romantically interested in men and whose emotional interest in women does not go beyond friendship, but who kisses and has sex with other women for fun and enjoyment.
Kevin, I have bad news! I just saw Jessica cheating on you!

What? With who?

Lucy.

Oh, that's OK. Jessica's a heterosexual lesbian, and we've agreed it's OK for her to sleep with other girls. Sometimes she lets me join in.
by Rhodoferax October 4, 2013
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heteropologist

Gay people who try to curry favour with straights at the expense of other gays
My god did you see how Brian was shittalking fem gay guys at the dinner party? Did he forget that he’s also gay? Ugh, he’s such a heteropologist.
by Good definitions July 15, 2018
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heterosexism

It’s just someone who can’t stand female-male relationships. Don’t ask me, ask someone who’s Heterosexist.
Boy #1:Hey look, it’s Hannah!
Girl #2:Ever heard of Heterosexism? She doesn’t like straights like you and me.
by Fellowbigirl May 29, 2021
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Heteronormophobia

The fear, hatred, vilification, abuse and cancel culture directed at individuals, societies, communities or religious groups who understand heterosexuality as the only natural and ethical sexual orientation.
People who stands for Heteronormative society are now Targetted and this result in Heteronormophobia.
by Quoproclaim January 29, 2022
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Heterosexual Groomer

Heterosexual who is against minor predators in the same sex community but hides the facts minor predators are in the Heterosexual community.
Heterosexual Groomer: She wants to label the same sex community as minor predators but won't mention anything about when straights are labeled minor predators.
by IcePanda April 19, 2023
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