Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."
by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011
Get the Herpes' Lawmug. When your USB flash drive becomes infected with a virus and passes it off to every computer you plug it into. Also any computer that an infected USB drive has been plugged into passes the virus off to every USB drive plugged into it.
by Staples Maffiaa August 9, 2009
Get the USB Herpesmug. by Old Man145 August 29, 2009
Get the Herpesmug. When your fecal matter itches and has cuts all over it. The shit often doesn't fit in in polite social circles.
by pollup January 11, 2008
Get the shit herpesmug. by nigga obie June 12, 2011
Get the walnut herpsmug. Herpes Island is a magical place of modern folklore where smiling happy beautiful people ride bicycles and make love on the beach all day. It has been said that the only requirement to join this exclusive community is that you have herpes. Valtrex seems to have rare footage of this mythical locale.
"Wow. That looks like paradise. Do you know where that is?"
"That's Herpes Island, dog..."
"Can I go there?"
"Ya, but only if you have herpes."
"Sweet, I'm there."
"That's Herpes Island, dog..."
"Can I go there?"
"Ya, but only if you have herpes."
"Sweet, I'm there."
by plopmeout12 March 8, 2009
Get the Herpes Islandmug. The rash-like skin irritation that men (and sometimes women) get from the ocean water and sand on their privates.
"Aw man....I just got back from Rhode Island and have a serious case of beach herpes. I'm not getting laid for a week!"
by Liz G December 16, 2005
Get the beach herpesmug.