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mountain snow hermit

Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.
"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."
by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016
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hermit crab

a crab that wants to be alone
by Derp_Apple January 8, 2022
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arse hermit

Large bubble of puss that forms over the anus blocking waste from exiting.
timmy quit being such a arse hermit .
by Jdiajcb June 14, 2016
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Hermit Nerd

A hermit nerd prefers to work alone, being to social is exhausting, and thrives on independent projects. Enjoys reading, doing research, and mentally stimulated by others intellect.
The research associate is the perfect job for a hermit nerd he loves to work alone and prefers soltitude.
by Hermit nerd November 19, 2018
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Hermit Shag

While having sex the woman would curl up into the foetal position and The man will wear her on his dick like a shell
I’m gonna hermit shag Megan tonight, then she’s gonna blow my back out
by LmaoLiteralDaddy September 10, 2020
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hermit dares

hermit dares
by sniper nate June 8, 2022
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Hermit

A hermit may also be a male with a penis that is much shorter than their testicles when flaccid, representing the animal of the hermit crab.

The penis is suppose to represent a hermit crab hiding away in the shell, which is the testicles.

'Hermit', is used most commonly as an insult without factual evidence, mainly directed at friends as a joking insult, however could become quite personal if the person does own a hermit. The insult would usually be directed if the person does something stupid and would therefore be called a hermit, just like they could be called a idiot, however hermit is a lot worse, but shouldn't be taken seriously.
Mike, you're such a hermit lad

Did you hear, Lucy said Connor's penis is tiny after last night, it looks like a hermit!
by TheP071 May 5, 2018
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