Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.

Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.

by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009

herman

someone who is very strange and weird. he can be very funny at sometimes and others act like a complete psychopath. when he stares you down with his blank eyes you feel like the world is on fire.

that guy is really scaring me, hes probably a herman

by babycarrot69 December 26, 2018

Bjørn-Herman

A species of tall long-legged nerds.
Their likes: hugs, playing computer games and playing piano
Their dislikes: Walking slowly and walking slowly for others so others have to run to keep up with their walking.

Another way to identify them is that they are the only people who actually read playing manuals when it comes to boardgames

Everyone in the group: *throws the playing manual at the Bjørn* READ THIS!

Bjørn-Herman making his way downtown, walking fast..

by Nuggiesaregoodiws August 14, 2020

Herman

he doesn’t like to be like the other boys. he’s “sexy” and has LIGHT MODE on his phone. he’s not like the other boys. he’s different

He has light mode on his phone and doesn’t follow the trends

He must be an Herman

by totally not alexandra June 20, 2020

Hermaning

To make noises akin to PeeWee Herman's laugh, especially during sex.

The last time the girl orgasmed, she was Hermaning so hard that the neighbors called the cops.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

Herman

Generally for the female sex. A "front wedgie." Not to be confused with the well known term, "camel toe." A Herman is not a visual thing, it's a feeling.

I hate these pants, I've had a Herman all day. Or...Ashley, block me so I can pick my Herman.

by Nicky55 February 19, 2024

Herman

A woman who was a her and. Turned into a man. A her-man

Wow! Samantha went from Samantha to Sam. Shes a herman

by Slugnova September 22, 2025