snow helmet

wen a man masturbates and is about to cum and holds his forskin together and ejaculates into it.

dude i was so tired last night i gave my self a snow helmet

by MICKY H January 15, 2008

rubbing helmets

Rubbing helmets is closely associated with, but not exactly, touching tips.

A male may rub helmets when engaging in masculine activities or conversation with other heterosexual males.

Hey guys, are you really completing brake pad project or are you just rubbing helmets?

by KDizzle75 May 8, 2020

Helmet Dollop

That bit of remnant shit on the penile glans after deep dicking his or her intestines.

That slut’s calling card is helmet dollop if you get up in there.

He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

spaghetti helmet

When it seems your injuries are incurable and you pass through the layers of permanent death, thus scream SPAGHETTI HELMET and ve cures of all your wounds!

He clearly died before me, I mean I severed his spine, then out of nowhere he screamed spaghetti helmet, and he stood up completely unscathed and his spine reattached. It was some bullshit.

by Sarah neuman October 16, 2021

Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023

Flying Helmet

Whilst performing cunnilingus, pull her piss flaps down and over your cheeks, thus giving the impression of wearing a flying helmet.

It was a little chilly first thing in the morning so I went down and put on my flying helmet.

by hollowpursuit November 6, 2008

Grease Helmet

A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.

"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."

"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"

by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010