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hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.
Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.
by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019
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preston hedges

A terrible ass school. Everyone is bratty and no one respects you.
“Hey im heading off to Preston Hedges!”
“Im sending you to a new school
by Epicdogdeattreats May 2, 2022
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chris hedges

biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.
chris hedges is over their! what a cunt
by chris hedges June 2, 2019
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Trimming hedges

Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area
Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya
by Delicious637382 August 7, 2016
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Dolla-Dolla Hedge

When you are running low on funds, you need to make a high risk high reward gander. Consider the dolla dolla hedge which maximizes gains while minimizing financial risk. This technique works by hedging one dolla against another dolla. Since you are hedging two dollas, no matter which dolla wins, you will always make money.
Shreeto: I'm in need of some quick cash
Verd: Have you tried the Dolla-Dolla Hedge?
Shreeto: No I'm a toady so I'm scared of hedging.
Verd: You should try it, its low risk high reward.
*Shreeto does the Dolla-Dolla Hedge*
Shreeto: Wow now I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super pacs!
by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025
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Trimming hedges

Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area
Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya
by Delicious637382 August 7, 2016
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Hedging

For those that have fallen out with Banking, Hedging relates to rolling your poo up in toilet roll and putting it in a hedge where nobody will find it. You then return to pick it up before you get on a train and leave it under the chairs in first class where nobody will see it.
I've just sold my Hedging Media to Gary Lineker for a fortune for him to use against the Shat on Pitch Quantity Psychs.
by MichelleBlack314 August 15, 2023
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