A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.
Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
by Sadiesays December 9, 2013
Get the Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lickmug. Look, whole lotta people need to hear this (Facts)
It's a lotta names on my hit list (Bap bap)
Mouth still say what it wants to (Woo)
Pussy still wet like a big bitch (Facts, facts)
I should run a whole blog at this rate (Phew)
They using my name for clickbait (Clickbait)
Bitches even wanna start fake beef (Fake beef)
To sell their little weave in the mixtape
They know I'm the bomb, they ticking me off
Saying anything to get a response
I know that mean they traffic is low
Somebody just gotta practice to launch
So fuck being tame, I'd rather be wild
Bitches is Brandy, they wanna be down
Soon as these bitches got something to sell
They say my name, say my name, Destiny Child
Everybody wanna be lit, everybody wanna be rich
Everybody wanna be this, if I was you, I'd hate me bitch
Read my rhymes, nigga, suck my dick
All of that talk and I'm calling it out
Public opinions from private accounts
You not a check, then you gotta bounce
I got the drip, come get an ounce
They do anything for clout (Clout)
They do anything for clout (Whoo)
Bitches is mad, bitches is trash (Errr)
Oscar the Grouch (Grouch)
Seeing me win, they gotta hurt
Ooh, ooh, ouch
Said when they see me, what they gon' do?
Bitch, not from the couch, bah
It's a lotta names on my hit list (Bap bap)
Mouth still say what it wants to (Woo)
Pussy still wet like a big bitch (Facts, facts)
I should run a whole blog at this rate (Phew)
They using my name for clickbait (Clickbait)
Bitches even wanna start fake beef (Fake beef)
To sell their little weave in the mixtape
They know I'm the bomb, they ticking me off
Saying anything to get a response
I know that mean they traffic is low
Somebody just gotta practice to launch
So fuck being tame, I'd rather be wild
Bitches is Brandy, they wanna be down
Soon as these bitches got something to sell
They say my name, say my name, Destiny Child
Everybody wanna be lit, everybody wanna be rich
Everybody wanna be this, if I was you, I'd hate me bitch
Read my rhymes, nigga, suck my dick
All of that talk and I'm calling it out
Public opinions from private accounts
You not a check, then you gotta bounce
I got the drip, come get an ounce
They do anything for clout (Clout)
They do anything for clout (Whoo)
Bitches is mad, bitches is trash (Errr)
Oscar the Grouch (Grouch)
Seeing me win, they gotta hurt
Ooh, ooh, ouch
Said when they see me, what they gon' do?
Bitch, not from the couch, bah
by AndroidExtinctionPact2019 March 27, 2019
Get the You have yeed your last hawmug. by Smart word July 2, 2021
Get the Mr. YEE-HAWmug. Somebody in the world who can confuse it's surroundings within a minute.
Mostly because they're just born with that.
Mostly because they're just born with that.
by SigmaDotExe March 21, 2020
Get the Hee-Hawmug. by Hawing Hawed Haws January 24, 2021
Get the Hawedmug. n. - someone who is or acts like a cowboy; a cowboy way of acting
adj/adv. - cowboy in nature; emulating cowboy culture.
think rodeo, cowboy boots and hats, ranches, country music, sweet tea, horses, country folk, saying things like "y'all'd've".
distinct from yee yee, which refers to redneck type country folk and culture as opposed to cowboy types. all yee haws are a little yee yee, but not all yee yees are yee haw. think of it this way: yee haws fish - a yee yee activity, but not all yee yees rodeo - a yee haw activity.
adj/adv. - cowboy in nature; emulating cowboy culture.
think rodeo, cowboy boots and hats, ranches, country music, sweet tea, horses, country folk, saying things like "y'all'd've".
distinct from yee yee, which refers to redneck type country folk and culture as opposed to cowboy types. all yee haws are a little yee yee, but not all yee yees are yee haw. think of it this way: yee haws fish - a yee yee activity, but not all yee yees rodeo - a yee haw activity.
person A: wow, i know person B has been living out of texas for a while now, but those cowboy boots he wore to the party confirmed he's still a total yee haw at heart.
by snokopiasm April 9, 2019
Get the yee hawmug. A term used to define a girl who is unable to keep her legs closed and enjoys constant male attention from anybody who breathes.
by BigWilson1234 September 23, 2019
Get the The Hawmug.