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Haunted handy

Handjob that is so otherworldly your soul is sucked out you release ectoplasm upon orgasm.
Halloween was nothing until she hit me with that haunted handy
by Podracer06 May 12, 2025
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Haunted fishtank

Mid 20th-century British slang for a television set. (from an era when they resembled huge wooden boxes with a big glass front)
by anonymous July 27, 2022
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Haunted Hills

Haunted Hills is a forgotten about location on the West Coast of Fortnite. Players that go here are either here for a challenge or forgot to jump out of the Battle Bus. Average Loot here leaves players more at risk than a Mouse in a Snake Pit as the sprint in to the storm location usually takes them through Plesant Park...Which is a bit like throwing a toddler in to a full blown NFL Game without pads.
Oh Crap, I forgot to jump...I guess i'll go to Haunted Hills
by Dailystraw July 8, 2019
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haunted playground

A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.
"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."
by Compel January 4, 2018
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