1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!
by AmElIa627 May 04, 2011
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west hatch high school

A place where a group of hated pakis do jarring shit like throw water, bang eachother and smash phones
by butterspaki_4 May 23, 2021
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You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.
Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016
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I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
by Fursu January 20, 2016
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Mr Hatch

Leading the way to success and greatness.

A man who is destined for fortune and fame in the world horse racing game.

STATS DON'T LIE
Mr Hatch has been so successful.
by Stud70 March 07, 2018
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Hatchness

To be engulfed in the essence of paperwork involving Hatch
I am swamped with Hatchness today and can't go out for lunch.
by Supersport99 January 10, 2006
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Hatched arm

When your penis sticks up and it feels like it’s gonna poke out of your pants
Susan - Jeez Noah you sure are having a hatched arm right now huh?

Ya Susan this shit happens all the time that teacher is so fucking hot
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