hanging low

1) not going out, hanging out in a private setting as opposed to a public night on the town.

2) when a man feels a physical need to have sex due to a built-up accumulation of sexual fluids.

I'm hanging low tonight baby so let's forget about your prom and hang low at my place so we can get it on and you can graduate to a new level of extacy!

by G. Atkinsoni August 8, 2006

Hanging wedgie

When your tighty whities are yanked up your ass crack.

I'm a boy, 15 years old and 2 days ago the girl bully gave me the worst wedgie of my life. I was at the lockerooms and she came up behind me and dragged me to the girls bathroom, classes started so no one was in there. She stripped me to nothing but my white tighty whities. She wedgied me and wedgied me, then hung my on a hook. She came back with a laxative (which make you poop like CRAZY) and bags of cold icy water. She glued the water to both of my hands (I was still in the wedgie, hanging) and made me eat the laxative. She then took me outside at recess and hooked me to the flagpole, then went behind and raised it all the way to the top. I was naked hanging on the school flagpole with everyone seeing and taking pics. I peed and pooped every minute. My briefs were pee/poo soaked. I dangled around up there crying. The next day, VERY early in the morning she brought me back to the girls bathroom, laughing at how much I peed and pooped, and gave me a jock lock wedgie and a swirly, then stuffed me in the toilet with a jock lock wedgie and fed me a new laxative... I couldent speak or move.. then a hot blonde girl came and sat down on the toilet I was in and pooed on me, looked down and saw me.. I am now the wedgie victim and I guarantee you i'll be on the flagpole tomorrow naked dangling around and pictures being taken of me :( Hanging wedgie..

by Nerd7770 November 26, 2013

hanging brain

When your balls hang out the leg of your shorts and you are not even aware of it.

This commonly occurs when you lean back and put your legs up, while in a seated position and you're rockin short, loose-fitting bottoms, i.e., short shorts or short swim trunks.

Being stoned helps, too.

This occurs with a much higher degree of frequency in wearers of boxers than in wearers of more supportive undergarments.

Did you see that? Tom was hanging brain the whole time he was hitting on that chick! I wonder if she noticed?

by Gannon Guckert August 24, 2005

Handislapped

1.A handicapped person.
2.A handicapped parking spot
3. A ticket you get for parking in a handicapped parking spot.

Hey Jed, would you bone that chick even though shes handislapped?

I can't park there because its handislapped.

by Curtiss December 29, 2006

handifaker

A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.

Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.

by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008

handicrapper

The handicapped stall in a public restroom.

Oh, girl, my claustrophobia is so bad I have to wait in line for the handicrapper so I won't feel like the stall walls are closing in on me

by Powersiblings January 18, 2011

Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009