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Dan Hansen

by JoanneHelium312 November 25, 2021
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The Brian Hansen

A golf swing where the result is a wicked push followed by a giant slice. The ball ends up 250 yards out (2 fairways over) at an angle 75 degrees off line of intended target.
The Brian Hansen isn't easy. Seriously try it, you can't make a ball do this.
by xswing October 30, 2008
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The Chris Hansen Effect

When somebody who is not law enforcement, that has no right to detain you and has no authority over you, is able to make you play by their rules just by their presence.
"Woah, I really wouldn't run from your dad if he caught me doing something illegal."
"Yeah, that's the Chris Hansen Effect."
by fadedfoxy June 23, 2017
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Haneen

she smells like haneen
by haneenslove June 4, 2020
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hanzing off

When your sister resembles hanz from saturday night live and gets jealous when her mom goes jakiestyle on her brother
She just started hanzing off in a fit of jealousy.
by quez September 4, 2003
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alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.
wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen
by flippy gibby May 1, 2010
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Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.
Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT
by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011
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