halpert

When you are banging a girl from behind through the bottom of your Tommy Bahama shorts, wearing a tucked in pink polo shirt, while watching CNBC and or reading the Wall Street Journal screaming "Fuck me you dirty little derivative."

Last week I halperted this cute I-banking chick I picked up at Barnes and Nobles in the Business section

by Sammy Franfurter January 2, 2009

Heller

The last name of a true champion in life. Someone with this last name is probably extremely good at music. (Such as rapping) And probably gets a lot of women.

Damn, he has 2 girls in each arm! He must be a Heller.

by KHelluh August 8, 2011

Halpert

Halpert(verb)
When your friend makes a bad joke so you overreact so he won't feel bad...

Example
Me: *Tells a joke*
Friend: omg so fucking funny I cant ahahah🤣😂🤣😂
Me: did you just halpert me?

by Thehoemaker December 26, 2020

Halpern

A person who you can blame anything on in order to not get in trouble by your parents.

Mom- "Son, I found this bag of pot in your room today"
Son- "Oh Mom, That isn't mine. Halpern was over here and was smoking pot, I'm sorry"
Mom- "Thank Heavens! I always knew you were a good boy. Oh, and that Halpern is not welcome here anymore!"

by Bluntsnakes December 30, 2010

hauler

a variation of "holla"

used as an expression of excitement, it must be used with authority and conviction .... usually at the end of a sentence or statement.

Im off of work for the next 4 days..... HAULER!!1

gin gin gave me her nudes ... Hauler!1

by Chunk Woolery July 20, 2008

Hallettsville

A bunch of drunk ass rednecks who enjoy smoking bud and smashing on your girl friend

everybody in Hallettsville smokes pot drinks beer and sleeps with your girl friend

by mtgj March 9, 2011

Hallee

Hallee, a beautiful, intelligent, caring, and courageous person. Hallees tend to have blonde hair and beautiful, stunning eyes, have a wonderful style, has lots of money, and keeps up with every trend. A Hallee always gets back up after being knocked down and stays true to herself and dosnet trust many people. Hallee tends to have her moments where she can be a brat, or act dumb, but she always centers herself back with the world. Many people see Hallee as a wonderful person and friend. Hallee never gives up on love and tries her best to make things work. Hallee never trips over some boy unless he has/had her heart and she really likes him then she can be annoying at times. Hallee is very hardworking and always wants to do what's best for her, her family, and her friends. She cares a lot about friendships and can be insecure at times but just one compliment can make her day. Hallee can be a freak in the sheets but a beauty in the streets. Hallee will never give up on someone unless they give up on her. Promises are very important to Hallee and if you break a promise or her trust, she may never want to talk to you again. Hallee Is an amazing person and if you ever stumble across one in your life, never, ever, let her go because she moves fast when she knows someone doesn't like her or want her.

"That girl over there is so pretty and nice, she must be a Hallee!"

by Tacocatchickennugget November 19, 2018