hakiem

intelligent,smart,super sexy .He will love you for who are and will always respect and honor you .Someone that sweet talk a girl into loving hil.He is amazing in the bedroom and actually have a cute smile then loving you for who are and will always respect and honor you appear aloof but he is just as emotional as everyone else then actually like a sexy girl and sex slaves

girl;hm im tired today
hakiem;so come baby have fun in my bed

by sarjat December 27, 2017

hackit

Plain ugly. Especially the coupon (face). See forby minging.

Git a swatch at the hackit coupon on yon.

by Smert Howker October 18, 2006

hackensack high school

Hackensack high school has Maywood the white people, Rochelle Park the drug users, and Hackensack the ratchets. Oops wait forgot about the smallest town in Bergen county south hackensack. A high school where you can find weaves and used condoms on the floor as well as a few dead cockroaches here and there. Nothing works and everything is broken including the pool. The only thing lower than their pants are their grades.

Dude: Yo I just got this ugly ass nude.
Guy: is it from hackensack high school?

by RatchetnationHHS November 19, 2013

Hackney Trilby

Directly influenced by the Bukakke craze that swept Japanese secondary schools in the late 90s, a Hackney Trilby is the act of several men blasting off in to a trilby (or any brimmed hat) and placing it on to the head of a subject (often male).

So called because the practise originated in Hackney amongst the homosexual gangster hairdressing scene (hence why the only people who wear trilbys in Hackney are gay hairdressers).

Dave - Did you borrow my hat last night?

Mike - Sorry mate, we were down the Angel gagging for a Hackney Trilby and it was the only one around... do you want it back?

by Dr_Horse May 1, 2008

DICK HACKER

A Dick Hacker is a Male who cock blocks in any situation particularly in the process of spitting game at a female he could never get because his game aint tight, or a female that hates in any situation particularly when a male is trying to spit game at her friend and shes jealous he didnt try to talk to her.

"yo I'm about to go talk to shorty she look right" she looks way too good she aint gonna talk to you "Wow your a fuckin Dick Hacker"

by Bigmizz75 February 3, 2010

Hackney Jacket

Slang phrase for a coffin. Named after the inner-city London Borough of Hackney.

If you do that again, we'll fit you for a Hackney Jacket.

by huntaround January 15, 2010

Hackerjack

Someone who claims they can fix broken computers, laptops, cars, TVs, microwaves, school buses, VCRs, impacted teeth, gutters, fences, garage doors, plumbing, commercial vehicles, bathtubs, with either using a Estwing Hammer, Chainsaw, Meat Clever, or Jack Hammer while recovering from a bad hangover the night before.

Work Habits:

Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.

TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:

McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)

It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.

A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.

by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008