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A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.

Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.

Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.

Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."

"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
by Sadiesays December 9, 2013
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You have yeed your last haw

Look, whole lotta people need to hear this (Facts)
It's a lotta names on my hit list (Bap bap)
Mouth still say what it wants to (Woo)
Pussy still wet like a big bitch (Facts, facts)
I should run a whole blog at this rate (Phew)
They using my name for clickbait (Clickbait)
Bitches even wanna start fake beef (Fake beef)
To sell their little weave in the mixtape
They know I'm the bomb, they ticking me off
Saying anything to get a response
I know that mean they traffic is low
Somebody just gotta practice to launch
So fuck being tame, I'd rather be wild
Bitches is Brandy, they wanna be down
Soon as these bitches got something to sell
They say my name, say my name, Destiny Child
Everybody wanna be lit, everybody wanna be rich
Everybody wanna be this, if I was you, I'd hate me bitch
Read my rhymes, nigga, suck my dick
All of that talk and I'm calling it out
Public opinions from private accounts
You not a check, then you gotta bounce
I got the drip, come get an ounce
They do anything for clout (Clout)
They do anything for clout (Whoo)
Bitches is mad, bitches is trash (Errr)
Oscar the Grouch (Grouch)
Seeing me win, they gotta hurt
Ooh, ooh, ouch
Said when they see me, what they gon' do?
Bitch, not from the couch, bah
"A hoe never gets cold, you have yeed your last haw"
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pooh-haw

Why do you always "pooh-haw" my ideas?
by Sam man July 7, 2006
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Hee haw

A party animal , lit person/ place or thing
Joe is a real hee haw
Party is going to be a real hee haw
by Partyingitup December 8, 2016
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yee haw

a cowboy say in those movies. This word is commonly used valid on tik tok by @varli.
"DO YOU WANT TO YEE HAW" SAID JIMMY BOI! (ASKING TO HAVE SEX)
by YEE YEE JUICE08 June 22, 2019
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Yeet-haw

Country-rap music nickname.
“Have you heard Old Town Road?”

No thanks. I’m not in to that Yeet-haw shit”.
by SNMW July 9, 2019
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haw yee

the act of hawing a singular yee : if one surpresses their haw yee it may result in death
Chad and Brad were walking down the road one day and all the sudden Chad stops walking.
Brad:Chad? whats wrong
Chad doesn't respond and then he falls to the ground

Brad: BRO!!!

A redneck runs up and asks whats wrong with Chad
Brad: He must have been holding in his haw yee, there is nothing we can do, he is dead now
by Woopdie woop July 19, 2019
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