Neil Patrick Harrisexual

Attracted exclusively to women and Neil Patrick Harris. Common among males who mistakenly identify as completely heterosexual.

Man: I'm straight, but that Dr. Horrible is fine.

Person: You're not straight. You're Neil Patrick Harrisexual.

by a homosexual male March 30, 2011

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Annabelle Harris

A stupid whore that tries to steal your boyfriend when he’s rejected and blocked her multiple times. She can never take a hint and has a disgusting amount of moles on her face that make her look like she tried eating a chocolate chip cookie but missed her mouth entirely. She’s slept with a good majority of the school and every guy has said she’s looser and dryer than a 105 year old grandmother and would never do it again. She sends nudes to her “friend’s” boyfriend and is so dumb she has to take classes that are for children. She has zero body shape whatsoever and her double chin is absolutely terrible. She likes to say she has an ass when really all she has is upper thigh. She’s a manipulative cunt and a compulsive liar and no one should ever get close to her.

Annabelle Harris is a skanky bitch and no one likes her

by donthatecauseurmad September 2, 2020

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Harry Twatter

While performing oral sex on a female partner who is wearing an outwardly sharp clitoral ring or piercing, a man will give her vaginal pleasure with his tongue while the woman pushes his face towards her pelvis in order to thrust his tongue deeper into her vagina. Then she decides to be a cunt and thrust the poor mans face into her clitoris so that her ring or piercing will cut his forehead. Thus, he will have received the Harry Twatter because of the Harry Potter like scar on his forehead.

Why do you have stitches on your forehead? My girlfriend decided to be a bitch and give me the Harry Twatter.

by harrytwatter123 July 31, 2011