by Tluvly December 24, 2008
Ham, is short for Mayhem
1. Law. the crime of willfully inflicting a bodily injury on another so as to make the victim less capable of self-defense or, under modern statutes, so as to cripple or mutilate the victim.
2. random or deliberate violence or damage.
3. a state of rowdy disorder: Antagonisms between the various factions at the meeting finally boiled over, and mayhem ensued.
4. To Really do someone or something very bad, or very good
1. Law. the crime of willfully inflicting a bodily injury on another so as to make the victim less capable of self-defense or, under modern statutes, so as to cripple or mutilate the victim.
2. random or deliberate violence or damage.
3. a state of rowdy disorder: Antagonisms between the various factions at the meeting finally boiled over, and mayhem ensued.
4. To Really do someone or something very bad, or very good
everybody in the club is going Ham
the FEDS went Ham on Michael Vick
Don't Make me go Ham on your candy ass
the FEDS went Ham on Michael Vick
Don't Make me go Ham on your candy ass
by jlh551 September 9, 2009
A Hot Asian Mami.
Damn strolled through Chinatown and seen about 5 Hams, I hope their down with that sucky sucky 5 dolla!
by Johnny Cabahala October 9, 2010
A cool Chinese kid that is very friendly( usually goes by the name Ham). He is also cool and funny. He likes video games and playing with his friends. He also will most likely like to play sports like volleyball or basketball during recess.
Wow! He's definitely a Hamming!
by Someone_Cool_U_Dont_Know March 3, 2020
Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.
by Tounge of Colicab August 23, 2008
Acronym for Hot Ass Mess!
by conceppie August 14, 2011
a h/g to everyone except fo haters, a lover who loves guyz especially da one spesho person dat she cant stop thinking about XDD............
by ham ham December 28, 2005