Guatemala Cocktail

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.

I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.

by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021

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Guantamalal

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Hey gusso i just went Guantamalal

by John doe blow April 15, 2023

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Guatemala

A country that a city slicker will claim his fancy German car was manufactured in when confronted.

“Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German Car”

“This car was made in Guatemala.”

by SMTElitist July 11, 2023

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Guatemala

A country that is significantly better than every country ever, especially Belize.

A: Where are you headed for vacation?
B: I'm heading to Guatemala!
A: At least it's not Belize.

by donutlord1945 March 19, 2024

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Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

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